Snackpack

Popularized by the rap group ExMortis, a snackpack is when a woman (usually someone's mother) performs analingus on the rectum of the man while he defecates.

"My ass become a vortex and began to spit faster;
yo mama's face became a national disaster area.
Makin' her face a little scarier,
and my colon drips all night, so you'd better beware"

also

"I ripped off my drawers, and spread my asscrack, and I made that nasty bitch make herself a snackpack"

by Dave The Dope Fiend May 19, 2007

Swankjack

A poser, or the thief of someone else's style. Not so different from swaggerjack, or TOOL.

If you start using this word after reading my definition, you are most definitely a swankjack.

by devilgirl June 9, 2008

Slackpacking

the fine art of intending to go backpacking (carrying all equipment in a large backpack to your camping location in the woods) but instead walking out of the woods for the finer things in life: beer, entertainment, and food.

We went backpacking on the Appalachian Trail last week but with the 40 degree temps and rain, we ended up slackpacking down in Gatlinburg.

The trail we intended to backpack on had a tons of trees down over the trail. After trying to climb over and under about 20 trees, we gave up, turned around, and slackpacked at the drive-in campsite and bummed around the tiny town nearby.

This weekend slackpacking trip was fun. We had planned to backpack in to our campsite last night but we forgot to pack our dinner food. Instead we hiked in, setup camp, and walked out for pizza and beer. We ended up seeing a really good band. The walk back in to our campsite at midnight was a little scary...

by Ungulate August 1, 2010

smackfuckindab

in the middle of a situation that one cannot easily extract themself from

I am right smackfuckindab in the middle of this shit.

by natasha collins May 28, 2004

smackadack

The act of smacking someone in order to initiate combat or an attack.

Shut up before I smackadack you accross this yard.

by TheWrathOfKhan February 10, 2015

smackhacker

to smack up your biznatch, or smack around a person you dislike

tom: my girl was pissing me off last night
jarry: smackhacker her to get her in line

by zilly May 22, 2006

snackpack

When a man and a woman are either having sex or just flirting (or anything in between)and the woman assumes a submissive position, most commonly on her knees, then the man jerks-off into the woman's mouth. The woman then swallows his load. Used as a code word in casual conversation and allows for secret requests while in public.

Howard snuck off to give Mary a snackpack at the party.
Blake and Kate laughed when discussing their last snackpack in front of friends.

by Razorblake33 July 28, 2006