Spudding

Spudding is a sexual fetish where you incorporate any form of potato into your foreplay. This could be anywhere from raw spuds to week old fries.

Hey baby spread some mashed taters on those titties and let's get spudding!

by Lizbo the lezbo November 6, 2020

Slutling

Someone who is probably out of a long term relationship and has found the love of sex again. Someone who is new to the game of one night stands.

She left her childhood sweetheart and decided to sleep with anyone who was willing because she could. She found out being a new slut was great. She is now a slutling. Until she has been doing it a while. Then she will be a slutress

by Lizzy H 38 October 30, 2023

the sledding shrek

When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.

Dan : What did you do last night?
John : me and Kate performed "the sledding shrek".

by Shrek slayer August 20, 2017

Open Anus sledding

A vile act where during sexual intercourse in the “doggy-style” position a ban will attempt to spread the anus of the female/male and push his or her head through the tough sphincter. Once the head is all the way through the women must yell “YEEE-HAWE”

“Hey Jeff why do you look down today?”
“ well Mikey last night I was in trouble”
“ oh what’s wrong bro”
“ it was my first time doing Open Anus Sledding”
“I’ll teach you, don’t worry”

by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020

Smurdling

The shytsty Christian offspring of a smurd.These offspring will participate in activities such as Bibleopoly, a popular smurdling board game. They are just small saplings that are just beginning a life full of smurdiness and shystyness. They will be hated by many and loved by no one. Smurdlings often have names beginning with the letter "C"

Anti Smurd 1: Look at all those smurdlings collecting pennies and such on the ground.
Anti Smurd 2: Yeah...let's kill them all
Anti Smurd 1: Word

by The Anti-Smurd September 17, 2007

scudding

Sliding rapidly forward on your feet while being pulled by a power kite.

From the nautical definition meaning to run before the gale.

"Dave lost his balance at a crucial moment and scudded along on his arse."

by tttonyyy July 19, 2006

Indoor Sledding

To please a woman with your hand, mainly by inserting it somehow into the vagina itself.

Oh shit I love it when you go indoor sledding.

by shane November 13, 2003