slunking

The sport of jumping into a ditch of water or snow, being awarded points on distance, height, and style of jump.

The slunking competition was going well.

by stephfro23 February 7, 2010

splonking

the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.

So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.

by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008

slinking round

when a person is getting slizzard all over the place while watching their grandma take shots.

I had a ton of tequila and so I invited my grandma over then I slinked round for an hour and I told my friends, "yo i'm slinking round."

by yatta di December 4, 2010

Slooking

The act of standing and looking at the same time. Usually done with your straitened hand held to your forehead to show that you are looking, similar action to that of a solute.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Peter Harvey on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.

Peter Harvey was standing and looking simultaneously with his hand held to his forehead on the tv show "60 minutes". Peter Harvey was slooking.

by Dann131 October 21, 2011

Sponking

When one shit, sneezes, farts, and ejaculates in the same time

Yo me and my dad went sponking last night was fuckin lit my guy

by Sumo is cool May 17, 2019

Slinking

The act of wrapping your unerrected cock around a fat chicks neck.

I slinkied Remy the other day.
I was slinking Andrea last night.

by striker0001 May 29, 2009

Slanking

Sleep wanking

I couldn't finish with this hot girl so I ended up slanking instead.

by Ajax9994 March 27, 2015