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by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021

dick-slap

dick-slap means to smack another guy across his face with your limp cock.

Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping my face so I'd be the early bird to get the worm!

by eda-skip October 15, 2021

dick slap

Verb, transitive.

To cause someone to lose face in an intensely humiliating manner. Similar to own but openly public and sadistically malicious.

Wow you sure dick slapped John by telling his mom about his DUI.

Bill dick slapped Pedro by reporting his cheating to the teacher.

by Jour December 12, 2008

slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue

MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it

by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016

Strawberry dick slap

When a man has sex with a woman on her period and then proceeds to hit her with his bloodied penis. Usually in the face but elsewhere can happen.

Rick: I gave Jess a strawberry dick slap last night.
Dick: Where bro?
Rick: Right on her face, it looked awful.

by Duckhunt89 May 30, 2016

National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”

by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019

Indirect Dick Slap

When someone touches your dick, then, moments later, slaps you in the face with the same hand that touched your dick. Usually given by a PMSing chick.

Guy1: "Hey dude did you get to bone Maria last night?"

Guy2: "Nah dude. She started to give me a handjob but then slapped me and called me a manwhore."

Guy3: "Looks like you got an Indirect Dick Slap!!!"

by Dunbar & Santiago July 14, 2010