Skeetersitter

A baby sitter that dicks off on the job.

I came home and found my daughter trapped in a closet. I knew I shouldn't of hired that Skeetersitter.

by -867-5309 July 9, 2011

Skeeter poon

When a womans vagina is so small or tights it's difficult to have intercourse but feels good once you get it in.

Did you hear? Jackee's got that skeeter poon, chad couldn't even get in.

by Goldenshisno January 2, 2017

skeeter eater

A creepy looking bug that doesn't actually eat mosquitoes. Also known as a crane fly.

Dang, that's a huge skeeter eater!

by rangertown April 2, 2017

skeet skeeter

a boy band that travels with The Almost
also when you are special enough to be named after what you do to a girl, sexualy

"The Skeet Skeeters are coming to town?!"
"Whats your hobby?
Oh, im just a skeet skeeter"

by LJ-Dog May 18, 2008

skeeter piper

is a woman who plays the skin flute so well that she has all the guys following after her

she is the best skeeter piper around thats why all the guys follow her from town to town

by ODog N Cali M.C N T March 9, 2009

Skeeters

Those stretchy little pants that girls try to wear as real pants, but aren't actually pants at all.

Camilla, why don't you put something on over those skeeters. You look like a ho.

by LouX42 February 24, 2010

skeeter valentine

A disgusting bitch that will fuck anything and everything. She is usually that cunt at college parties eye fucking the shit outta everyone.

Yo man, you see that hot ass girl eyein me?

Dude, you dont want that....shes easily a skeeter valentine

by Chester McGlockton April 15, 2008