kanye shrug

It's use dates back to Kanye West during the now famous '2009 MTV Video Music Awards' before handing the microphone back to a stunned Taylor Swift.

The ultimate conversation ending act. It is the body's verbalization of the word 'ummuuhunmhh'.

The sound you make when you say "I don't know" without opening your mouth and running the words all together so it sounds like "iounknow'

When used online must be preceded and super-ceded by asterisks...

ex. *kanye shrug*

To be used only when total finality of the conversation is needed with no further explanation.

Yo Taylor!

I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish....but Beyonce HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!!!

OF ALL TIME!
*kanye shrug*
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Father: "Sweetie you won't get any presents for you 6th birthday or christmas because daddy failed a random drug test at work and got laid off"

Daughter: No christmas presents????

Father: *kanye shrug*

Daughter: *cries*
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I'm sorry New Yorkers, compared to Jay-Z's other albums, BP3 was trash...

*kanye shrug*

by ThatHotFishGrease.com September 27, 2009

shrugdicate

To make a small gesture with one's hands -- turning them outward, slightly, so that the palms are nearly face up -- indicating one's innocence of any wrongdoing or ill intention.

face up, more or less To turn one's hands outward, slightly, with the palms more or less facing up: a gesture

Shrugdicate

From a prose adaptation of David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross:

"...how are you?" Ricky asked, finally noticing George's agitation.

"Fine," George preoccuplied. "You mean the board...? How am I doing on the board?"

"Okay," Ricky said, shrugdicating. "The board."

"I'm fucked on the board!"

by Worgus August 5, 2008

shrug dog

exclusive bar in east new york, brooklyn. also a phrase used to reply to text messages you are unsure of how to answer, are drunk, and are shrugging and hanging out with a dog. first you send the shrug and dog emoji, and then you shrug dog.

Imma be at shrugdog tonight, come by.

“Sit on my face.”

-shrug dog

by st.misto June 12, 2018

shrungalong

A huge cock bigger than that of Cockasaurusrex which makes it huge
! Probably bigger than that of a Danniel!

Damn this nigga got a shrungalong!

by TheWither307 March 25, 2019

Nub Shrub

The Nub Shrub is a rarely seen creature that has 4 legs, 1 head and loves for 85 years. It spends its whole life making memes

Wow, Alex. I think that's a wild Nub Shrub

by Sweatywedgie May 31, 2020

Shruti Standard Time

Shruti Standard Time (SST)

1. When you arrive 30 minutes after the promised appointment time and keep everybody else waiting.
2. When you say "ok let's go" when everybody is actually waiting for you.

Anoka: It's 6 o'clock, where is everybody?
Albert: LOL don't you know? It's Shruti Standard Time! You're supposed to come at 6:30!

by nirvana1221 November 17, 2019

shruburb

A tent city for unemployed homeless people during the Bush Jr. administration.

The city was surrounded by shruburbs filled with hopeless, gaunt people.

by CatULuv2H8 September 4, 2003