shriveled up

When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.

Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

shrivels

Shrivels (shrëv-ELS)

When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.

For example:

One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?

Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.

One - damn yo.

by Ken1plus2 September 28, 2018

shriveled cucumber

When an uncircumcised man ejaculated inside the vagina of his lover, then just left his penis inside of her for so long that the man’s willy is now completely flaccid and both partners are now struggling to keep the cooked spaghetti noodle inside of her pocketbook, a task in which both involved will inevitably fail.

Me and Julie we’re having sex last night and we completely shriveled cucumbered, it was insane!

by ¡Itsyaboidepression! September 29, 2019

shrivelskin

Strange and unique electronic music made by Mike and Jimmy that you can listen to on www.worldofweird.tk

Lets go listen to ShrivelSkin

by The Weirdman February 1, 2004

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by DefNotChase May 6, 2022

A Shrivel Dick

Someone who is a bum or a nuisance that normally crashes the party

“Damn bro I can’t believe she called the cops, she is such A Shrivel Dick”
“Stop being A Shrivel Dick”

by MentalBigBoi69 December 1, 2019

shrivelization

civilizations tendency to shrink and shrivel up everything in her path.

mans inhumanity to man results in the shrivelization of us all.

by heartLove! November 25, 2004