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shmoikey

Pronounced SHMOY-KEE

To give someone the 'Jew Eye' as Larry David does to people on his show Curb your Enthusiasm.

To try and make someone uncomfortable by looking at them, eye to eye, for a long time, until you are satisfied you have won the stare down.
"He loses the money, and has the nerve to give ME the shmoikey!"

My boss tried to fuck me out of overtime, but I gave him the shmoikey and he pissed himself.
by MEL ZIPCHITZ December 14, 2008
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shmolderin

Shmolderin is anything you want it to mean.
Good or bad, it's fun to say to anyone positively or negatively.
(originated at North High School in O.N.E.)
Rey: Did you see my tackle?
Shelly Boy: Yeah nigga you shmolderin' doo!

Brent: What the hell's up with Conrad, why's he so pissed?
Dustin: I don't know, he's shmolderin'!
by Friisey January 31, 2007
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shmoingus zone

A phrase used to describe a feeling of complete mental release while smoking marijuana. To throw one's social cautions to the wind, and act in a state that represents the most primitive desires of the mind. Zany, crazy, Kooky. Out of control, and feeling good about it.

blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted
Man, Eduardo went crazy after he smoked that blunt.

Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!
by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006
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shmoitz

They are the little elves that are pinching your cheeks up when you laugh very hard.
Jenni was laughing so hard that she got the shmoitz.
by jrpigz May 1, 2009
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Shmoigle

A wooden bag of fruit that is only full of green fruits except from pears
Johnny happy birthday and here is your shmoigle
by Johnnyboi52 April 7, 2020
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Shmidty Schnelson

Shmidty Schnelson is a younger member of the Schnelson family. She is known for having long brown hair, being short, and still having baby teeth. Many sightings of Shmidty Schnelson have been reported throughout the area of Sky Top Lodge. She is usually seen with an army of children who are thought to be past spirits haunting the halls of Sky Top Lodge. If you encounter Shmidty Schnelson it is vital that you stay calm, and refrain from making contact with her.
I saw Shmidty Schnelson yesterday for brunch.
by Shmidty Schnelson January 2, 2022
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Shmoodle

v.The act of sucking up, flirting, Facebook Stalking, getting all over something, to be (or acting) gay. Usually what saprins do.
Don't shmoodle!
by Wordman on the track March 22, 2010
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