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shithammer

US Army slang for actions which follow an individual's decision to make something happen in the shortest possible time, without regard to the laws of the universe.

Also know as "Trying to jam 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag," and "Trying to put a bowling ball in a marble bag."

A second, less common usage, is used to describe a unit or kill team's decision to fuck up an enemy by brute force, in order to provide an educational experience for surrounding enemy units. Also called "Customer Service" or "Community Service."

Being on the receiving end of this particular kind of service is to be avoided, when possible.
Oh goddammit, I know the axle's broken, for fuck's sake, I can see it. We're two miles out, just shithammer that bitch back together enough to get us there. After that, who cares, we exfil on Blackhawks.
by Stirke36 June 16, 2011
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shithammer

Old ass (rad) song by electro-industrial band Numb.
Shithammer burrow back... fade to black...
by ::analogue:: July 24, 2004
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shitcam

shitcam is the slang term for stickam. everyone uses it because they know stickam is shit. All stickam is good for is perves who fap to webcams all day long and typing pure shit in the chat. Anybody who's anybody refers to stickam as shitcam.
I was on shitcam all day today because there was nothing to do.
I had to close all the cams last time i was on shitcam because everyone was so ugly!
Shitcam just keeps getting worse and worse, there was some guy on cam fapping for like an hour in a group chat and nobody kicked him.
by the scene queen May 28, 2009
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shiznamotherfuck

"Shiznamotherfuck! That hurt like a biotch" said T Dogg as he was shanked in the ass.
by Grayson Stebbins February 13, 2003
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Shitnami

The sudden realisation that the shitstorm in your life was only a precursor to drowning in an overwhelming tidal wave of shit.
Kevin though his life was a bit of a shitstorm when his rental agent gave him notice to vacate his flat, but came to realise that he was in a shitnami when his dog Bozo was run over and killed by his wife when she left him for a famous Latino pornstar, lost his car and all of his money in a drunken poker night, was diagnosed with terminal penile cancer, and disowned by his mother for forgetting her birthday.
by FatTonyPearls April 7, 2023
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Shitams

Much faster and easier way to say "shit" several times in a row after something "shitty" or 'worth saying "shitams"' has occurred. Often said in a 'British-like' manner to make the word slightly more effective.
"Dude, your phone just fell into a pond of fruit punch."

"Oh, shitams."
by Maya Nicole April 6, 2010
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Shitnak

I'm going to buy one of these shitnaks's from the Modern Toss shop.
by mancurolsen April 4, 2011
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