shitload

meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch

Holy shit man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.

by btezra October 23, 2002

shitloaf

1) Someone who is being an idiot.

2) A really gross loaf of bread.

1) Dude, you're being such a shitloaf.

2) Mom always buys this nasty shitloaf!

by TexasColeSlawMassacre July 27, 2006

SHIZZLE SHITHEADS

people who create stupid slang words or who speak stupid slang words in order to be cool...

Yo you hear that shizzle shithead talking on the celly like he's nelly to nobody just trying to get a rep. Ill put a bandaid on his left cheek and make him my nelly.

by CRUSHER March 6, 2005

Shitload of Fuck Moment

A moment where something happens that seems so improbable, so unpredictable, so unfair, that it seems like life is just trying to bitch-slap you across the face, for no real reason.

Man A: "yeah so i was walking home today, and some crazy lady knees me in the balls, and tells me i better pay child support soon! Ive never even met her!"
Man B: "that sounds like a real Shitload of Fuck Moment."

by CosmicBig Mike October 20, 2010

Shitloading

(Verb) When a vending machine attendant or shelf stocker puts the product in backwards, upside-down, leaves the packages wrinkled, ignores "sell-by" dates, etc.; basically stocks the machine/shelf with no regard to presentation, functionality or salability.

I just double-checked Jughead's work.....He totally shitloaded the snack machine.

I'm writing Archie up for shitloading the beverage aisle.

by ChubbyMac June 22, 2020

shitlash

When you take a rare kind of shit that shoots into the toilet bowl really fast and causes water to splash on your buttocks.

I would be careful if I was you when entering that bathroom, I had major shitlash and some of the water got on the floor.

by Willcom September 5, 2009

Shitloid

A shitloid is a douchebag but from the next level. They say things that nobody says anymore, like sus, drip, yolo, and more crap only a shitloid would say. They are dirty and think everyone is their friend when in reality, they are just a tool and everyone wants to beat the shit out of them. They are a simp, but their ass will never get a girl. They are not funny when they think they are and they piss everyone off. To avoid a shitloid, stay 1 acre away from their dumbass. If they come towards you, throw the hardest object you have at them, throw mud at them, or you can push them into a body of water. The recommended body of water is a swamp.

Also, Fuck you Cedar.

Aiden: Bro Tim is so annoying.

Joseph: Yeah. What a shitloid.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 7, 2022