Shitrus

Slang term, renaming Citrus County, in Florida, which is boring as hell, and pretty shitty.

Tommy: "Hey, I'm moving up to Virginia!"
Sam: "You're leaving me in Shitrus County?!"

One: "Man, I'm so bored"
Two: "Yea, there's nothing to do in Shitrus."

by Masked Octopus July 16, 2011

t-shirts

Something UrbanDictionary.com is selling now to increase popularity amonst teenagers who see their friends wearing the said shirts.

Can these so called 'shirts' be aquired from out of America?

by B-Drac September 16, 2003

Shirsey

A T-shirt made to look like ,or be used in lieu of, a jersey.

May also refer to a shirt made in New Jersey.

Bob:sorry, jerseys are just too expensive for the team
coach: Lets just make some shirseys instead.

Patel:yoo tht shirt is the nicee where'd you get it from?
ramichandran:this is a shirsey bro!

by frankreynolds November 29, 2009

Shitus

a catheter for your ass. it has a hose that pumps a jetstream of water into your shitter

John needs a shitus to produce a log

by johnus October 23, 2012

shirts

Codename for heroin, usually used in code when trading and sell/buying.

Guy A "You got the shirts?"
Guy B "Ya, You got the money?"

by jlsvnhuscndskgcvrs September 10, 2006

shirun

to sneak up and violently ram your boyfriend in the butthole with your kosher shlong.

That's not bad. I got a shirun from a black man and couldn't walk for a week.

by shirunistheman September 29, 2011

Shirish

Plays the flute, doesn't know the difference between beer and wine. Millionaire in Armenia

The trees are very Shirish

by Imli September 30, 2019