shizered

To be extremely intoxicated with alcoholic beverages

"Sorry love i was shizered"

by nick October 23, 2004

scheizer

Dude shitting on a chick and her liking it.

He banged her but she didnt cum till he scheizered on her

by KaiRedJess February 12, 2005

shizerer

someone that does something shizery

"That kid is a jackass, a complete shizerer!"

by alejandro September 13, 2003

SheikEric

Term applied to an individual who commits a sexual act ridden with moral terpitude and prohibitive by nature.

The other day, while walking in pasture, I observed a SheikEric performing oral copulation on a maggot- ridden male armadillo.

by Persecutor June 21, 2003

sheezer

After nature's bellowing call has been answered, the shit (preferably long, thin, and smooth) is collected, and swiftly placed into a freezer. The end product is a 'sheezer' which is then used as a sexual toy or aid, and is said to create great pleasure.

"Our sex drive was long gone and burried, until i pulled something special out of the freezer. We now regularly use sheezers in bed, both her's and mine!"

by Gibzo January 22, 2005

Shizercof

Shizercof Is German for Shithead

Shut the fuck up shizercof

by taylor james April 18, 2005

Sheezer

A term when a man opens up the girls mouth and sneezes in it after anal sex.

Damn I gave that girl a Sheezer.

He aint gonna give me no sheezer.

I'll sheeze all up in that bitch.

by J.L.F.G. January 4, 2008