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sheisty

A lying, cheating, scamming, two-faced, son of a bitch who smiles in your face while completely gypping you out of your money.
A mechanic who sells you a car for $5,000 that breaks down in less than a week of buying it and refuses to take it back and refund the money then jacks you around for 3.5 months about fixing the damn thing, doesn't; he manages to get it running but his sheisty ass lied about it being the battery - when it is really the engine - so now you can only sell it to Carmax for $1,200. That is a sheisty motherfucker.
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sheist/ sheisty

a shady individual that is quick to reach a means needed via trickery and dishonesty. A con-man.
There is a government regime that is infested by rich sheist/ sheisty individuals.
by manny gonzalez July 16, 2008
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sheisse

the german word for shit. not considered as bad as it is in the states, little kids will say it freely and never get in trouble. one of the most commonly heard words in the german language.
ich muss die fische ficken... ohhh sheisse!
(translation: i must fuck the fish... ohhh shit!)
by b-low July 26, 2006
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sheissucha

A phrase tacked onto the front of someone's name, be it friend, enemy, ex-girlfriend, girl who rejected you. Handy for the lobotomized.
Overheard, at the busstop;
Madison- "Sheissucha Ashley! Ohh, I hate her."
Kaitlin- "Did you get that from the Urban Dictionary? Cause that is f-in' brilliant! The entry I read said that 'Eva is a creative and sweet person, who I would love to to diddle.'" I crossed referenced diddle, and that means you would like to 'to touch or caress the genitals in some way.' Is that what you meant?
Madison- Oh, I don't know what I want! Why is growing up so angst-ridden? Aargh!
Kaitlin- Damn you Urban Dictionary, for confusing our hormonally supercharged adolescent brains more than ever! Curses to you, UD!
Emily-WTF???
by Pantaloon January 19, 2008
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sheisterly

The act of being a douchebag while simultaneously being very grimy with your money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.
D-bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.

Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?

D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.

Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.
by Anton Hammersmith December 14, 2010
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Seisel

Seisel is a beautiful beeing, who is loved by everyone. He has a happy and open personality and wants to be everyones friend. Seisel likes to goof around and can also be a cheeky badger from time to time. He can be very stubborn at times. It is almost impossible not to love a Seisel.
He is such a Seisel! everybody's darling.

He pulled a Seisel! tried to secretley eat my candy.
by ItsLuckyMe July 8, 2020
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Shersey

a Shersey is a sports-related T-shirt that is designed to mimic an actual jersey. They are especially popular in baseball and general consist of screen printed logos on the front, and the players name and number on the back.
Me: dude did you see my new Alex Gordon baby blue throwback shersey?

Ben: thats gross.

Me: No way man, Sherseys are the shit.
by Taters and Ribeyes April 4, 2008
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