by blackman123 January 22, 2007
Get the Shartmug. AKA: Shit-Farts
While straining to push out a doozie of a fart, you accidently shit you're pants. Can also happen unexpectedly when attempting a silent but deadly hot fart.Reprocussions: 1.)May just leave a small skid mark or 2.) May ruin you're Wedding Dress. Sharts may prelude to a night of drinking warm Coronas.
While straining to push out a doozie of a fart, you accidently shit you're pants. Can also happen unexpectedly when attempting a silent but deadly hot fart.Reprocussions: 1.)May just leave a small skid mark or 2.) May ruin you're Wedding Dress. Sharts may prelude to a night of drinking warm Coronas.
ex 1.)I accidently shart my pants in line waiting for my Big Mac.
ex 2.) We all heard the fart, and the look on her face made it evident she had just shart her pants. A quick look in the undies confirmed the fact, and new undies were called in.
ex 3.)I had to shower after that shart.
ex 2.) We all heard the fart, and the look on her face made it evident she had just shart her pants. A quick look in the undies confirmed the fact, and new undies were called in.
ex 3.)I had to shower after that shart.
by Juliagoolia September 15, 2005
Get the Shartmug. The dude sharted and left a spot on my couch when he was trying to make out with me. When I asked him to leave he had a huge wet stain on his ass..omg!!!
by moowillie March 9, 2011
Get the Shartmug. by EWW I SHARTED!!! April 18, 2010
Get the Shartmug. Noun: The combination of the solid waste and gas excreted from the anus simultaneously.
Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!
Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!
The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. M. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.
Holy Crap! The idiot just sharted!
Holy Crap! The idiot just sharted!
by T wember January 11, 2009
Get the Shartmug. Shart: (Sh-ahrt)
1. v: To unintentionally defecate in one's own pants while attempting to pass gas.
2. n: A mixture of feces and flatulence accidentally expelled from the anus while attempting to pass gas. Typically accompanied by stained underpants and an unpleasant aroma.
1. v: To unintentionally defecate in one's own pants while attempting to pass gas.
2. n: A mixture of feces and flatulence accidentally expelled from the anus while attempting to pass gas. Typically accompanied by stained underpants and an unpleasant aroma.
Oh man, I've got to go. I just sharted.
Dude that pet store smelled like a shart.
Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse; Shart Attack!!
Dude that pet store smelled like a shart.
Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse; Shart Attack!!
by Goldenboy08 August 6, 2011
Get the Shartmug. by No nut November society December 15, 2018
Get the Shartmug.