Me-Guess what my favorite number is?
Johnson-69?
Me-No! Sex!
Johnson-What the fuck you're such a fucking pervert
Johnson-69?
Me-No! Sex!
Johnson-What the fuck you're such a fucking pervert
by cousinfucker2347632768 April 17, 2019
by OLLOLOLOLLOLLOOLOLOOLOLO November 22, 2009
I opened my door one day, exhausted from working at McDonalds for 10 hours (dont judge) and my girlfriends sitting on the counter. We had never had sex before. She looks at me and simply says 'im ready'. Im grinned with excitement. I spread out her legs (her clothes still on) and stood in between them. I brushed my fingers through her long wavy black hair. She began frenching, so did I. I picked her up, with her legs still wrapped around my waist, and brought her into our bedroom. She stood against the wall and I held her. I began to pull down her skirt, then I unbuttoned her blouse. Every button that I did, she seemed to become more horny. Once Her Over-clothes were off, I began too work at her bra. She began to get impatient. She pushed me onto the bed and wipped off her bra and panties faster that I could say 'sexy'. I took off my clothes as well. Instead of getting ontop of me (which was what I expected), She went straight for my dick. She began sucking it and licking until it was hard. She then got up and went face to the wall, bent over, put her hands on the wall, spread her legs, and told me too come. I did as my lover requested. I got on my knees and began licking her clit I stuck my tounge into her wet pussy as far as it would go. She was moaning loudly by then. I stood up and began shoving my hard 6-inch dick into her pussy. I starting cumming and she moaned even louder. Then we got on the bed and I said "69". She understood me imediently. She Began licking my hard dick and balls, and I Stuck my warm fingers into her Pussy, then my tounge. Then I pulled her from my dick and lay on top of her. I began licking and sucking at her cold tits. By this time she was screaming "Josh, oh my gawd Josh, Harder" I began sucking her tits harder, and at the same time I put my dick into her pussy.
By the end, she was satisfied, and I was simply exhausted. We went too sleep quickly.
The next week she came downstairs and looked at me with a grin on her face. She said, "It happened, im pregnant" I hugged her with joy, and I proposed.
Then the whole thing started over again.**
By the end, she was satisfied, and I was simply exhausted. We went too sleep quickly.
The next week she came downstairs and looked at me with a grin on her face. She said, "It happened, im pregnant" I hugged her with joy, and I proposed.
Then the whole thing started over again.**
by FreakyWierdo97 July 10, 2009
Best damn activity out there.
Levels of Satisfaction:
(Level 1)
*inadequate pleasure for woman, humiliation for man*
0 + <=8 = :-/
(Level 2)
*satisfaction for woman, yet, more satisfaction for man*
0 + <===8 = :-)
(Level 3)
*Unexplicable pleasure for woman, great pride for man*
0 + <========8 = :-D
Levels of Satisfaction:
(Level 1)
*inadequate pleasure for woman, humiliation for man*
0 + <=8 = :-/
(Level 2)
*satisfaction for woman, yet, more satisfaction for man*
0 + <===8 = :-)
(Level 3)
*Unexplicable pleasure for woman, great pride for man*
0 + <========8 = :-D
by i-Do-whAt-I-waNt June 10, 2006
Chad : Didn't see you around this weekend where were you at?
Kiersten : I played softball, basketball, volleyball, tennis , ran a marathon, had Sex with my boyfriend Jake and sucked his cock all weekend!
Chad : Well aren't you just the Sporty little girl!
Kiersten : No kidding I need to take a break from all this work see ya tomorrow!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause I have amazing Sex with my new boyfriend!
Kiersten : I played softball, basketball, volleyball, tennis , ran a marathon, had Sex with my boyfriend Jake and sucked his cock all weekend!
Chad : Well aren't you just the Sporty little girl!
Kiersten : No kidding I need to take a break from all this work see ya tomorrow!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause I have amazing Sex with my new boyfriend!
by SlopNChop May 23, 2017
Sex feels so good. 🤤 you feel funny at first but after you do it a lot it feels amazing. It’s like math, you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and try not to multiply.
by WowGirlIsMe December 04, 2018
The most commonly looked up word in the dictionary for males between the age of 11 to 19. Second being Penis and third Vigina.
Male Kid 1: Look! Look! I've found it S-E-X.
Male Kid 2: What does it mean?
Male Kid 1: I don't know but lets try it in my tree house tonight, it must be good if Daddy has all those women come round to do it when mommies away.
Male Kid 2: OK! Sex must be great lets do it.
Male Kid 2: What does it mean?
Male Kid 1: I don't know but lets try it in my tree house tonight, it must be good if Daddy has all those women come round to do it when mommies away.
Male Kid 2: OK! Sex must be great lets do it.
by Stu T July 07, 2006