Septic Sally

A person of the female gender who operates a septic pumper truck.

I can't get to my trailer home because Septic Sally is blocking the driveway with that stinky truck.

by navindpaul January 10, 2010

septisemic

Septisemic is when something is even worse than Septic. Awful, Absolutely horrible.

Friend: "Would you ride her for a free bet in PaddyPower?"
Me: "It would want to be a £50 free bet, Cause she is absolutely Septisemic!"

by Al3xTheCreator April 29, 2014

septiceye sam

Septiceye Sam is Jacksepticeye's little companion and friend for life.first created when jack,also known as Sean,said he wanted his own mascot/character for his youtube channel.

septiceye sam has been made an even bigger plushie.

by pugsarethebest2000 January 3, 2017

septic baby

a better name for a large bowel movement.

Brad: "bro i just had a major septic baby in the denny's bathroom"
Kevin: "what the fuck"

by marblecakealsothegame13 February 27, 2019

Love Septitangle

a love triangle only felt by two thirds of the people involved.

“Yo i’m stuck in a septitangle” @wtf is a love septitangle?!” “a love septitangle is when you like two people but you like one more than the other, and the one you like less likes you. and the the other doesn’t feel the same any direction of the love septitangle.” “do you understand?” “FUCK NO”

by apache attack helicopters September 13, 2019

septicious

A polite way of saying what is of or like that which is septic, that is to say: "shitty". Also, in Latin a septum is a wall, so something septicious walls one off from that which is pleasant.

Her father thinks that her septicious attitude stinks.

by Gregory V. Richardson October 4, 2003

Septic Face

A great looking male specimen, with a perfect everything... except his face. It is the male equivalent of Butter Face.

Girl 1: So is this Jason guy hot?
Girl 2: Bring a bag -- he's a septic face.

by CalamityHats July 25, 2011