Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

Ok guys let me tell you a epic story, so yesterday i was eating a cat lol

Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

by Fernandito7648 April 25, 2019

seaming

Basically its when a girl masturbates using the seam of thier pants, tight jeans are my favourite. We can normally do it anywhere and not get caught.

Last night i was seaming at a restaraunt and got a litlle too excited

by Serena_oz September 12, 2005

seeping farts

uncontrollable farts that manage to seep out, usually silent

"You may clench as hard as you can but they still manage to seep out."
"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"

by bourkes May 16, 2005

moisture-seeking mutton missile

The penis, primed and ready for action.

His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.

by Jamie Rodger October 20, 2003

Shit seeking

The act of standing over a toilet after you take a shit, to make sure it actually flushes and doesn't clog

"dude last night at my girlfriends house I took the biggest crap. It took forever to flush I was shit seeking for ten minutes.

by Danmit April 9, 2009

seeing each other

When two people aren't dating but they are spoken for.

guy and girl meet, live in different states. they aren't dating but they aren't seeing anyone else therefore they are seeing each other.

by Sarah086 December 7, 2006

seemingly ranch

A meme; references Taylor Swift eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and “seemingly ranch,” since the picture only shows a white sauce and it is unclear what type of sauce it is, whilst celebrating at her alleged latest boyfriend’s (2023) football game (he plays for the chiefs).

Ritz crackers tweeted “must be dipped in Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch” after seeing it trending.

by bluefoxredfox September 25, 2023