Scrambled egg baby

A baby that only eats eggs
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Auntie: is it a girl or a boy?!
Pregnant lady: it’s a Scrambled egg baby

by kira8j April 29, 2021

Ham Scramble

The desperate attempt to tuck your junk back into your pants or under the covers after your mother walks in on you masturbating and giving yourself a hearty wanking.

Frank: Hey brahhhh! Why the long face?
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

degenerate junkie scramble

A last minute effort to cover at lest the risk amount of what looks to be a losing bet. When a single or series junkie parlay bets don't look like they're going to pay out, a gambler does degenerate junkie scramble. This involves frantically betting on late night sporting events without conducting any substantial research at all.

degenerate gambler A: why is the account balance so low?
degenerate gambler B: I did a degenerate junkie scramble last night to try and secure some type of profit for us, but all were unsuccessful

by dmbx7 July 2, 2008

Sea Urchin Scramble

The act of inserting a sea urchin inside a woman's asshole and proceeding to produce friction due to the intense rub of the sea urchin, causing internal bleeding to the victim.

Boss: "why the fuck are you late to work today, mate?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"

by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

scrambled porn

The kind of porn you watch when you were in your early teens because you were too afraid of getting caught look at porn on the internet. Usually the spice channel or playboy late at night on a basic cable box. The screen would fuzz in and out of clear pictures where you could see the people clearly but all wierd colors and usually no sound(mind didn't).

I watched scrambled porn for 2 years before I got the courage to look at porn on the computer.

by I'm watching you wank August 25, 2006

scram

To leave in a hurry; also used as an imperative command meaning 'go away'.

1) We had to scram when the cops showed up.

2) Why are you trespassing on my property? SCRAM!!!

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

ScramX

ScramX is the pseudonym of a man who was a member of Communist Minecraft server and Discord channel "the Motherland". He became a meme on the server for his perceived English nationalism, ultrazionism, and general toxicity. Submemes of ScramX include "Scram Moment", where someone says/does something similar to ScramX, and "Scramism", a joke Communist sub-ideology taking partial inspiration from Maoism that deifies "Eternal Chairman ScramX" (exact title varies) and perpetuates a "cult" of his beliefs, perhaps by accident. Making jokes about the ScramX meme is referred to as "Scramposting".

1. "Glory to Chairman ScramX!"
2. "Bruh, that's a Scram Moment right there."
3. "We must uphold the ideology of Scramism!"
4. "Stop Scramposting, the meme isn't even funny..."

by Comrade Commissar August 13, 2019