On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.
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Pronounced: (Shh-mulk)
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New York's hottest club is HULK. It's got everything, Endless tuna-flavored fruit by the foot, A man who stares at you through mirrors in a lab coat, Magnum PI's short shorts, and my favorite... A clown car full of Schmulkes!
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Student 1: what school do you go to
Student 2: i go to Schmucker middle school
student 1: oh so your a stuck up white kid
Student 2: i go to Schmucker middle school
student 1: oh so your a stuck up white kid
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John Doe has 17,532 followers despite seemingly inept at human communication. Yeah he's definitely a Schmuckerberg - bit of a lettuce
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