schemies

a scottish term, the term used for those brought up in housing schemes in Edinburgh, similar to the definition for neds.

whit u lookin at ya bam, i'll burst u

by sarah October 26, 2003

shemp

1.)by far, the best stooge

2.)someone who's better than curly

3.) the original vaudeville stooge

hey man, legalize shemp!

by horbin bernsen October 20, 2012

schemin'

the act of planning or plotting; devising in an overt or covert manner

stop schemin' and lookin' hard

by veeman January 6, 2003

scheme rat

Someone in the uk who lives in a council housing scheme, these people are usually jobless and have countless children. They spend most of there day watching Jeremy Kyle or walking to the shops for cheap cider and lager usually wearing pyjamas and fake ugg boots.

I met a girl on Saturday night but I have been deliberately missing her calls because she's nothing but a scheme rat.

That scumbag Stevie is nothing but a scheme rat he spends his days drinking cider and smoking weed

by Djc2508 January 23, 2014

Scrempt

Past tense of to scream.

"Chevonne went on the Scream Machine and she didn't scrempt once!"

"I scrempt so hard when I saw that Bernie meme"

by Ellebeeque February 20, 2021

Schembo

A person who calls everyone a loser but really is himself, someone who if overweight and thinks his shit doesn't stink.

"Bro your a loser"

"Shut up your a schembo"

by Foxxyschembo August 24, 2022

quanzi scheme

(n) A fiscal scheme of a central government where the lack of fiscal responsibility leads to massive deficits funded by debt that can not be repaid with revenues collected. As the scheme becomes riskier to creditors, they demand higher interest rates on incremental debt. This forces the central government to avoid issuing more debt in favor of simply printing its own currency (i.e., quantitative easing) to continue its endless, irresponsible borrow-and-spend policy. Ultimately, the reckless spending policy and printing of currency leads to crippling inflation and insurmountable debt being passed on to future generations in an immoral 'we enjoy now, you pay later' massive heist.

The US government (specifically Congress) in coordination with the Federal Reserve have been running a quanzi scheme since the Federal Reserve's inception amassing to-date $15.4 trillion in national debt and $117.8 trillion in unfunded liabilities.

by CO_Soothsayer June 1, 2012