Resume:
Led the metropolis of Wasilla, Alaska, population 7,025.
Led the monstrous state of Alaska, population 683,478 (only a fraction of most major cities).
Goals:
Lead the United States of America, population 305,063,000.
-Is being investigated for abuse of power.
-17 year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant.
-newborn baby Trig, with Downs Syndrome, is rumored to have actually been born of daughter Bristol.
That's all there is. Besides being a complete airhead, there really is nothing more about this broad. Nothing. But apparently, she's fit to live in the White House.
Led the metropolis of Wasilla, Alaska, population 7,025.
Led the monstrous state of Alaska, population 683,478 (only a fraction of most major cities).
Goals:
Lead the United States of America, population 305,063,000.
-Is being investigated for abuse of power.
-17 year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant.
-newborn baby Trig, with Downs Syndrome, is rumored to have actually been born of daughter Bristol.
That's all there is. Besides being a complete airhead, there really is nothing more about this broad. Nothing. But apparently, she's fit to live in the White House.
White House staff: Mrs. Palin, we are sorry to inform you that Mr. McCain passed away last night of heart complications. You are now the president of the United States of America.
Sarah Palin: oh my god. I didn't even know what the VP's job is, let alone the presidents!!
Sarah Palin: oh my god. I didn't even know what the VP's job is, let alone the presidents!!
by philmm787 September 08, 2008
by TheCosbySweaters April 11, 2010
Dick Cheney in a skirt.
by Horseshooter September 20, 2008
by Pointer of the Obvious August 29, 2008
a stuck up Alaskan whose husband was a democratic extremist until 2004. Palin is ultra religious and believes creationism should be taught in schools. a highly ignorant woman who, when asked about her iraqi exit plan, responded "I haven't given it much thought." Palin is radical, religious, and should be allowed nowhere near the white house or children. Palin's political views are thinner than the condoms she tries to ban. vote democratic in '08 and keep this extremist out of the white house
sarah palin is ignorant and religious and wants to neuter you to stop you from having premarital sex.
by contact 13 September 16, 2008
Who the hell is Sarah Palin?
by RianFowler September 04, 2008
Nicknamed "The Pittbull With Lipstick", the trooper-scandal-ear-mark-queen-ebay-airplane-lies-ethics-investigated VEEPchoice for the Republican Party 2008.
In a last ditch desperate response to the 80,000 people cheering Obama and his wife at the DNC , the Rovian McCain campaign decided to pull a fast one. They added a 'woman' to their ticket, perhaps hoping to spark some media interest, after noting the boring and sleep enducing effect McCain has on TV watchers.
It was effective. She was on the cover of People magazine immediately.
A creationist, angry, super religious, anti-gay, gun enthusiast and former member of the Alaskan Successionists (who hate America so much they want to actually NOT be American anymore), she gave new energy to the media's otherwise lackluster coverage of the republican convention.
She was a beauty queen, very pretty, and able to make nasty, extreme speeches blasting her oponenent with facts that are not based on reality - all the while wearing a snide smile.
Not surprisingly, neocons, gay haters, rednecks and religious wingnuts rally around her like flies on a pudding pop.
In a last ditch desperate response to the 80,000 people cheering Obama and his wife at the DNC , the Rovian McCain campaign decided to pull a fast one. They added a 'woman' to their ticket, perhaps hoping to spark some media interest, after noting the boring and sleep enducing effect McCain has on TV watchers.
It was effective. She was on the cover of People magazine immediately.
A creationist, angry, super religious, anti-gay, gun enthusiast and former member of the Alaskan Successionists (who hate America so much they want to actually NOT be American anymore), she gave new energy to the media's otherwise lackluster coverage of the republican convention.
She was a beauty queen, very pretty, and able to make nasty, extreme speeches blasting her oponenent with facts that are not based on reality - all the while wearing a snide smile.
Not surprisingly, neocons, gay haters, rednecks and religious wingnuts rally around her like flies on a pudding pop.
Q: What's the difference between Bush and Sarah Palin?
A: Lipstick
David Letterman thinks Sarah Palin is a Lenscrafters model.
A: Lipstick
David Letterman thinks Sarah Palin is a Lenscrafters model.
by monkiki September 09, 2008