Morgan Spurlock: In jail we would hide things up our sphincter.
Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..
Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..
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Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.
by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006
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by uncle Samsonite June 10, 2016
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chris-"hey i heard you hooked up with a girl last night."
mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."
mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."
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by creator of sac January 30, 2008
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