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samsonite

Rectum, butthole, etc. Used to smuggle paraphernalia in prison.
Morgan Spurlock: In jail we would hide things up our sphincter.
Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..
by wetdirtmud August 30, 2006
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samsonite

Baggage, slows you down. Impeding progress.
Brien is like samsonite yo! He's like luggage or some bad baggage.He's slowing me down.
by smitty 73 November 7, 2007
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silk salmoning

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.
That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!
by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006
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Uncle SAMSONITE

Uncle SAMSONITE is a fat ass dick who likes to dance with Parker Sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. He rides on bigweld. And his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut
ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE
by uncle Samsonite June 10, 2016
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a girl who moves from guy to guy in a close circle of friends, typically being of asian descent, and having no leverage on either cleavage nor buttocks, so basically flat.
chris-"hey i heard you hooked up with a girl last night."

mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."
by The_Troop January 26, 2011
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sacmonster

the act of being queer or not so legit to your friends. acting gay or being a sacmonster is raining on someones parade, think about it a sac+monster, SAY IT!
"hey dude, pass the remote."" no get your fatass self up and get it." "you SACMONSTER!"
by creator of sac January 30, 2008
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Salmoning

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.
My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.
by alarmchrono December 17, 2018
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