8pm salami sandwich

When you get your dick bitten off in between a woman's legs

Haley gave me an 8pm salami sandwich last night, and I had to go to the hospital and have my dick stitched back on

by Potato2511 September 5, 2020

white salami

The process of filling your own asshole with your cock

I helped my cousin with white salami last night

by PeaOnYourCock January 19, 2023

White Salami

The act of inserting your penis into your asshole.

Noah's favorite fetish is the White Salami.

by BigChode69420 January 19, 2023

White Salami

The act of inserting your penis into your asshole.

Did you know that Noah enjoys doing the White Salami?

by BigChode69420 January 19, 2023

slapping the salami

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker

He slaps the salami before a big date..

by carol April 4, 2004

Shlemiel

From Yiddish origin. A clumsy, inept, or foolish person.

As quoted from the film Independence Day:

"If I knew I was going to meet the President I would have wore a tie. I mean look at me, I look like a shlemiel."

by Mata99 May 30, 2009

Salem, Oregon

A city in Oregon, in-between Portland and Eugene, pretty darn normal and boring.

This place reminds me of Salem, Oregon, it's normal and not exciting.

by Aaaaaaaaaaah this is silly! April 4, 2011