a girl who moves from guy to guy in a close circle of friends, typically being of asian descent, and having no leverage on either cleavage nor buttocks, so basically flat.
chris-"hey i heard you hooked up with a girl last night."
mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."
mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."
by The_Troop January 26, 2011
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Get the Saimonize mug.the act of being queer or not so legit to your friends. acting gay or being a sacmonster is raining on someones parade, think about it a sac+monster, SAY IT!
by creator of sac January 30, 2008
Get the sacmonster mug.brought about by the judge simon in American idol, simonizing is taking a certain comment of critisism, usually bad, and making it an insult
Bob: Joe just broke up with Kate, and Steve totally came in and simonized the easy letdown!!!!!!!!
Jim: JERK!!!!!
Jim: JERK!!!!!
by MASTUR CH33F :) March 7, 2009
Get the Simonize mug.anyone who attends or has attended Hardin-Simmons University located in the most God forsaken place on planet earth- Abilene, Texas
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little S.O.B. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the CRU took their place as the best in small college football in texas.
simmonites can never be trusted
alumni
C.V. Wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite
Harvey Catchings- NBA player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little S.O.B. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the CRU took their place as the best in small college football in texas.
simmonites can never be trusted
alumni
C.V. Wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite
Harvey Catchings- NBA player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite
Thomas- dude we got to drive through abilene
David- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites
David- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites
by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009
Get the simmonite mug.A creepy guy who says to a child " It's time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" If you have watched the 30 second long video then you will know that he is clearly a rape artist. It is a CREEPY video as danachi, livichi and popachi like to say but they are also addicredit to 8t. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! !! YOU WILL TOONLY BE OBSESSED! !!
by Evachi May 28, 2018
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Traci - How was it?
Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!
Traci - How was it?
Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!
by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010
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