checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

by whhpssh October 24, 2014

stetson

A type of hat.

Steers and queers?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Stuts

street "slang" for cocaine.

Brian and Donny stayed up for weeks snorting stuts.

by Snickle Frits November 13, 2009

SgtSlaughter

Known to distribute warez and gudhax. Armed and extremely dangerous. Known to hang around with thugs such as Remy and TheGame.

"SHIT! IT'S SGT! FK! RUN!" (Usually said by someone in a group of people when they see SgtSlaughter)

by JoshCr December 9, 2008

check your stats

what you tell someone when you arguing with them and they give you a wrong answer

dave: hey man, I think suzie is hot!
tom: no way! she is freakin' ugly!
dave: you better check your stats dude!

by juliokc October 2, 2008

stits

One of the few known sources of interweb and real world non-biblical evils.

Communism, yep Stits caused that. Word is that whole 1989 Oakland earth quake was his fault too just like STD's.

by chroner November 7, 2003

stats queen

A stats queen is someone who cares too much about their stats score (ie: win/loss ratio) at the expense of the enjoyment of a multiplayer competitive game. These people would frequently create a dozen dummy accounts to practice their skills/strategy so their actual account looks more 'gosu' and it is therefore not a true reflection of their playing ability. These people often deliberately kick people who are better then them and selectively choose to play against less experienced opponents. They get in to nerd rage, if they're on the losing team and will beg like a pussy for an allied victory (e.g starcraft 3v3 game).

"wait don't kill me, Allied victory me!"
me - "why should I?"
"I don't want a bad record otherwise it will look bad in front of my clan mates"
me - "L0L you stats queen"

by casualstarcraftplayer November 15, 2009