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stalk call

Jon stalk called me all weekend, it was so annoying!
by South Dakota Girl March 15, 2009
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stalk-texting

The act of continuously texting someone in an effort to pursue them and/or get to know them. This combines the acts of stalking and text messaging. Stalk-texting can run up your phone bills, causing angry parents. Stalk-texters are characterized by sending you multiple texts per minute. And, if you don't respond they will send the text message over and over again until you do.
"HONEY, WHY IS YOUR PHONE BILL SO HIGH?!"
"sorry mom, ralph just won't stop STALK-TEXTING me!"
by liesel June 11, 2006
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Stalk Box

The box of text underneath your profile picture on the new layout of Facebook that defaults, "write something about yourself".

Named the Stalk Box because it does not publish to a feed and can only be read by directly viewing one's page, unlike the status.
She always kept her most personal thoughts on Facebook confined to the Stalk Box.
by dartmouth slang March 10, 2009
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stalk block

When someone uses high privacy settings on Facebook so that you can't see any of their pictures unless you friend them.
Person 1: "Did you hear John got a new girlfriend?"
Person 2: "No way! I'm going to go stalk her Facebook right now."
Person 1: "You can't see anything; I've already tried."
Person 2: "What a stalk blocker."
by yerika February 24, 2011
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Stalk Talking

Stalk talking is when one person keeps intruding/popping another persons bubble while continuously talking without using spaces inbetween words.
Read this fast to get the point across!
heyyouhowsitgoing?imokbutthisguyilikekeepsignoringme!whatshouldido?itrytomakeconversationthebesticanbutmaybehe'sjustshyorsomething.illjustkeep stalk talking himuntilhewantstokillhimselfandthenaskhimwhyhesignoringmeeventhoughheisgivingoffobvioussignalsthathehatesme!
by humannface May 13, 2010
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Stalk you later

Derived from stumbling over your words when you can't decide between "see you later" and "talk to you later" and end up sounding like an idiot trying to say both at once. Deliberately blending the two turns a social faux pas into an ironic commentary on postmodern friendships.
Chet: Alrigh', dude. I'm out.
Allen: Stalk you later, man.
Chet: Whoa, you're right. Modern technology and microblogging makes us all stalkers of each other.
by Skoren Creek October 27, 2010
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stalk options

your hot/interesting friends on facebook that are enjoyable to stalk when you are bored.
Guy1: Dude, you are friends with some bitties!

Guy2: Yeah, they are my stalk options.
by pigma dengar June 16, 2010
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