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smircc

when you when when you when the when it when when the the when
kid: smircc
other kid: 😏😏
by eyjafjaIIajökull February 20, 2022
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smigrod

a slimmy rod or your junk after a particularly wet blow or a post-jizz penis
I put my smigrod in that bitch's face
by Francisco September 1, 2004
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Smirk

Smart asses use this a lot. End of discussion.
“Ugh brad is such a smart ass
“Yeah he does this ugly lil smirk every time he thinks he’s being funny”
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shitrat

shit·rat

–noun
1. A compound noun, joining the word 'shit' in its adjectival, derogatory sense and 'rat' in its slang noun sense (a person who abandons or betrays his or her party or associates).
2. Slang. Derogatory term used to describe a thoroughly disliked person.
3. Victim of unfortunate circumstances or irony perceived by the speaker of the word as a somewhat comedic situation.

-adjective
1. Slang. Closely related to its definition as a noun: it can be used to describe a person or situation. However, in it's current form it poses several grammatical contradictions to the English Language. If one is particularly concerned about grammatical fluency, they may feel inclined to use the term 'shitratworthiness'.
-noun
1. He's got himself into a shit situation because he betrayed all his friends like the rat he is: the most ideal and conventional scenario in which to use the word 'shitrat'.
2. I hate everything about that guy, he's a real shitrat.
3. So it turned out that there was nothing wrong with his exhaust but after five minutes of driving away from the garage, his exhaust fell off; what a shitrat!

-adjective
1. Your hair looks shitrat today OR there's a certain shitratworthiness about your hair that I can't deny.
by $hab December 25, 2008
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Smirfjob

When a girl eats a blue jolly rancher or some other blue artificial food and gets a blue tongue and then proceeds to give a guy head leaving his penis a blueish color.
I gave him a smirfjob leaving his penis blue after i ate a blue jolly rancher before blowing him.
by Mewwasko@yahoo.com January 27, 2011
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smirking chimp

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.
by jesster79 March 5, 2005
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Shitrapnel

The feces that sticks well above the water line of a standard toilet. Most likely occurs after a drinking a large cup of coffee or when you have the stomach flu.
Fuck, I had to flush three times and use the toilet brush in order to get all the shitrapnel down the drain. I am never going to starbucks again!
by T-trains-nutz December 20, 2008
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