russian

adj; a word of, interestingly, english background;
- as in male: smart, intelligent; the one that never attended any of the lectures in college but still has gotten a nice solid B; person that can tell you wtf War and Peace is all about and wtf are the antibodies;
- as in female: strikingly beautiful, intelligent, but with an awful attitude, the one that can play Diablo and drink vodka better than her twin brother.
-Hey have you seen that russian that has never attended a lecture?

-Yeah hes pretty drunk and just solved the Bermud triangle.
by Mellie April 26, 2004
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Russians do have the balls to say what they think. Of course, this used to get them killed under the Stalin regime.
Russians, like all people, voice their opinions.
by Diggity Monkeez December 15, 2004
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Russian - noun

A person who solves all of his, or her, problems with Vodka, Tetris and Nuclear Missiles
by rzhhhh November 22, 2011
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is a person with a high taste for vodka, weed, cars, music, and guns. president is V Putin who has like a black belt in martial arts and is an ex KGB officer.
ex KGb officer? well our president bush knows how to ride a horse and choked on a pretsle.
ponili suki? ne trogaiti rossiu a to bleayt vseh so bombim.
by cema August 21, 2004
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Im Dane n im Russian cause im frum Russia n cause i:
can drink every alcohol
can smoke all da weed
like ta fite
luv money
H8 chinyz n almost all arabz
need a gun to live
hate wankstaz
my every word iz blya(fuck) idinahuy suka zlaebuchaya(fuck of stupid bitch muthafukka) sasi huy(sukk dikk) n many other good wordz.
I think u dont need ta know more.
by Lil_Dane April 22, 2007
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Literally gods. They have the strongest stomachs in the known universe. So strong that they can actually eat entire broken bottles without so much as a complaint!
Guy 1: Hey, eat this vodka
Russian: No provlem
by Gopnik King August 22, 2017
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A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.
Passport Control: Hey man where ya from?
Blonde Guy: (with heavy accent) Hello, I am Russian :)
Passport Control: Hey man back off!!! You cant have my wallet!! >:(
by Lex Russian May 17, 2008
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