yumplestiltskin 

When something tastes so good it makes you want to steal a baby!

Mmm...that burrito looks Yumplestiltskin ...I'm gonna eat it all, and take your first born child.

yumplestiltskin by Very Concerned Friends May 24, 2017

Rumpledstillskin 

The long flaccid foreskin that overhangs an uncircumcised males penis.

This chick told me she loved fairy tales so I pulled down my pants and showed her my rumpledstillskin. Man can that chick run!

Rumpledstillskin by Theoriginalbugsy June 14, 2018

Frumplestiltskin 

When you shit in a frumpy girls mouth and then she gives you head while you are wiping your ass.

Last night I went downtown and got the dirtiest hooker I could. She gave me a frumplestiltskin for only 20 bucks.

Frumplestiltskin by WaT3rZ July 6, 2017

the rumple stiltskin 

when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it

yo old man funston and his girl rumple stiltskined our sheep!

the rumple stiltskin by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003

Rumpelstiltskin 

1. A Dwarfish creature who will spin yarn into gold in return for a first born child

2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.

Girl: "What's wrong, baby?"

Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."

Rumpelstiltskin by dan wants credit for this December 31, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin 

This is when a man (or sometimes woman) is bent over giving the man a blow job. While this is occurring the man/woman giving the blowjob is shitting. Simultaneously, the man receiving the blow job vomits down into the man/woman's ass crack causing a flood of vomit and shit to be flung from the anus.

*Someone who i well verse in being the bent over participant can suck vomit into the anus and then spray it out in a plethora of directions.

Ex. a man recieveing a bj vomits into the ass of the man or woman who is giving it while he or she shits, making her a Rumpelstiltskin

Rumpelstiltskin by Loss Prevention Officer July 21, 2011

Rumplestilskin 

Noun or verb. The Rumplestilskin is a variant of the blumpkin in which a stranger initiates the blowjob while the target is on the toilet, and will continue to perform fellatio until his name is guessed. Named after the fabled trickster who would be promised a first-born child if his name could not be guessed.

John sure has been in the bathroom a long time. I hope he wasn't ambushed by a Rumplestilskin! He's a horrible guesser.

Rumplestilskin by Hypester February 10, 2007