2 definitions by dan wants credit for this

Rumpelstiltskin

1. A Dwarfish creature who will spin yarn into gold in return for a first born child

2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.

Girl: "What's wrong, baby?"

Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."

by dan wants credit for this December 30, 2010

Rumping

The act of injecting alcoholic liquid into one's own anus or another's for the purpose of intoxication.

"Dude, sorry I didn't call you back, I was rumping pretty hard last night."

"Pass the baster!"

by dan wants credit for this December 29, 2010