Runt Muffin

A person of marginal intelligence who enjoys partaking in the exploration of upward concavities. Contrary to popular belief, runt muffins are usually obese, despite their limited diet of female genitalia.

Schmandie is such a runt muffin, did you see the way she looked at the cashier's nether regions?

by ritalinaddict September 23, 2009

Rentrat

A Rent fan who, back in the day, spent hours waiting online to get $20 front row tickets to see the show. Tickets were given on a first come basis, so you had to be there really early in the morning, and you purchased the tickets around 6pm. Now replaced with a 'lottery', which only requires you to show up 2 hours early and numbers/names are drawn from a hat. A true Rentrat sat four hours in the extreme cold, the extreme heat, the rain, the snow, etc., all for the love of the show.

Tourist: "Look at those poor homeless kids."
Rentrat: "We're not homeless, we're Rentrats."

by themiserychick2000 December 10, 2009

Rent Pizza

Pizza purchased with money that is already allocated for that month's rent.

"Too poor to eat, gotta dip into the savings and buy me some Rent Pizza!"

by Ernie the Fourth February 21, 2012

Rent was due

Said when someone really enjoys a product, whether it be a movie, food item, song, etc. Meaning that the person who’s job it was to create it worked extra hard that time as “their rent was due.” Can be used in reference from anything to new flavors from a popular food brand, songs, movies, clothing brands, literally anything that involves someone being paid to do it in some way.

P1: That new oreo flavor is actually really good! Have you tried it?
P2: yeah those food designers’ rent was definitely due

P1: oh my god this new song is insanely good
P2: fr rent was due

by Gharish3759 June 12, 2023

Rent-a-cop

Security guards, usually unarmed, that are hired by companies and rented out to agencies for things such as concerts or school security.

My school is full of rent-a-cops, armed with nothing tougher than their cell phones. Safe, it ain't!

by Fat Tony January 19, 2007

Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When you need to shit because you ate/drank too much dairy, and you can't spell 'Lactose Intolerant'

Fuck man, the toilets clogged 'cause I drank 2 gallons of milk and forgot I was Lack Toast and Taller Rent

by Bone Apple Tea August 30, 2016

Walmart Rental

Buying something from walmart to use for awhile, and then return after you're done.

Person A: Are you going camping this weekend?
Person B: I don't have a sleeping bag.
Person A: Oh, just get it on Walmart Rental, and grab a cooler too.
Person B: Oh yeah, I'll just buy it and return it next Monday.

by Douglass The First September 20, 2009