Remote

a powerful object which is the subject of fierce battle between siblings and roommates.

I put him/her in a head lock so I could get the remote.

by Wolfman 1000 September 24, 2010

Remote Control

A cordless device used to enable/disable other devices from a distance.

He used his remote control to turn the channel on his T.V.

by Unrelated February 5, 2005

Remonda

Remonda is a magical liquid that brings the inner essence of ones true potential it has the ability to grant superhuman abilities that bring out the color of soul and personality

Do you still have a little bit of Remonda I heard no ones been able to find it for eons

by theblisteringwater July 9, 2018

Remote learning

Worse than being at school.

Just sitting around doing nothing but just listening to stupid shit every day in the morning.

If you ever tried to skip class or school. They send you home with a note saying, Your son/daughter Is falling behind such as, not listening and skipping classes.

And if your sick, your still forced to do work online remote learning wtf.

by Spheraz January 13, 2021

Remote Kontol

A penis (Kontol means penis in Javanese and Indonesian) that is used as a remote control for several electronic appliances, machines, and sometimes women. It's also used when you want to aim at the toilet bowl to urine perfectly.

Your penis is a remote kontol.

by Shiine-1 April 12, 2022

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand

i love chicken and i hate math

damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023

rementer

Someone of an intelect way too high for their own good, raising him above his peers. especially a nalboner's intellect

Don't go all rementer on us

by Jude January 19, 2005