organ recital

1) When someone complains about their health problems at length.

2) Music concert featuring an organ (musical instrument).

1) person-A: "I was looking forward to a good discussion, but they kept talking about their aches and pains and I couldn't get a word in edgewise."
person-B: "Ugh, another organ recital?"
person-A: "It totally was."

2) person-C: I'm in the mood for music.
person-D: I'm going out tonight to listen to an organ recital. Want to come with?
person-C: Sure, that sounds great.

by too-many-grouchy-people May 20, 2009

recite

to say a poem, piece of literature etc that you have learned, for people to listen to

I've been reciting poetry since i was three years old
recite means to say a poem

by mahmood.Kia November 3, 2013

reetard

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

by felch August 21, 2007

Reeto Craig David

Basically this phrase is derived from the word 'righto' spoken by northerners, which turns into 'reeto' and of course the 'craig david' which is taken from bo selecta, making the phrase 'reeto craig david' which is basically a synonym for 'ok'

Santa: "Scott can you fuck off?"
Scott: "Reeto Craig David."

by nubins November 10, 2004

Fockin Reet

Said by Geordies when something good happens.
Direct Translation:"Fucking Right"
usually has like or man on the end of it.

Ah'm goin doon toon for stotties an beans like. Fockin reet man.
Fockin reet like.

by Jim Hender September 16, 2007

Reedtard

a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.

"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"

"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."

by ReedieBop December 3, 2011

Reetwole

A condition in which one has three testicles enclosed in one's nutsack (a scrotum for the politically correct).

So, I heard that Bucky has reetwole.

No, actually that's just a rumor. But Timmy does.

by Gingerballman June 19, 2008