reamed

Fucked.

Johnny wanted to give Jane a big ream after her stellar performance as a one-note fucker.

by Modge June 22, 2003

relaxed fit pussy

relaxed fit pussy is like when a vagina is all blowed out and saggy from having kids or whatever. throwing it in a relaxed fit pussy is like putting on a pair of baggy sweatpants that are still a little damp from the washing machine.

"that chick pushing the stroller is fine as hell, but i don't fuck with relaxed fit pussy"

by j_brooks February 15, 2010

readed

to have read before.

i have readed 1 book in the past 3 years

by the reading god January 4, 2008

reamed

to shred a asshole and laugh because it bleeds

i reamed u freekin n00b

by noober August 3, 2005

raxed

1.To be comprehensively beaten up.
2 To be given a good ass kicking by one or more persons.

"Goddamn i got raxed!"
"I got raxed by those guys."

by DJ Osiris May 13, 2005

reamed by ricockulousness

A special situation in which you get shot down because some scrawny pansy who's too busy with flowers to find his sexuality comes into the picture. Also: being screwed over to the point of laughter because you realize how dumb people can be

by Jeff Higbee September 2, 2003

Reared up

The erect state of a small penis.

Mr Eddy said "Oi, Mr Fox you have an exceptionally small penis" Mr Fox replied "You should see it when it's reared up"

by comparethemarket.com December 29, 2009