Naperville

Naperville is a town in Illinois that thinks their shit doesn't stink. They reside some of the most stuck up and ungrateful people i have ever met. Their guys are complete DOUCHE BAGS and try to act gangster and their girls are filled with stds from being such WHORES

Shauna Kiersten is the biggest whore i have ever and WILL ever meet in my entire life. She looks like a retarded mouse and has the body of an 8 year old. what guy would wanna fuck an 8 year old? NASTY CUNT

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by itelldathruthbiiitch November 22, 2009

Naperville cocktail

Xanax and wine, the most common combination used by the moms of Naperville, to get fucked up.

Karen got zooty off those Naperville Cocktails, haha. She could barely speak!

by chicagohotness September 26, 2020

naperville

a lame white suburb with lame white people

there is nothing to do in naperville

by momomomom August 9, 2006

naperville

A great place to raise your kids if you want them to be socially awkward homosexuals. This could be do to the large amount of pressure put on kids by their parents to try and act better than and richer than the neighbors. Oh yeah, their forrest preserve is a field. Also, no one cares about how big the high school pool is or the "awesome" marching bands. When it comes down to it, all kids from Naperville are socially retarded.

No, seriously, every man I've met from Naperville is gay.

-"Hey, where's that rainbow coming from?"
-"Naperville"

by Thank God I'm not from Naperville May 4, 2006

Naperville

Where the best schools, people, and friends are. They are NOT stuck up (most), but live life comfortabley. It is gorgeous and was settled in the early 1800s. It falls under the school districts 204 and 203, with really good high schools such as Neuqua. These high schools and middle school are better than most private schools. You can watch a movie, get a book, grab lunch, stop by the mall, go scrapbooking and grab some coffee all withint walking distance of your home. A great place to live with family. Aurora (neighboring town) is bigger, but not as great. Its Naperville's getto. Same with Plainfield. But the high school still does pot.

B- So, where do you live?
D- I live in Naperville IL.
B- Really? Lucky!

D- Yeah, I'm living the good life.

by shesadoll January 3, 2011

naperville

a town that most people think is a stuckup place but we r really fortunate to live here and its a great time. sure theyve got the typical suburbanites, pressuring their kids to do well. but we also have great families and friends and fun block parties and great times together before u judge this place come on out and live here for 10 yrs like me (and also i no the boys here are smokin cuz i live here im in 7th grade)

"Naperville...land of the lemon bars"

by Napervillian Chick April 18, 2009

Naperville

Is a city in Illinois with a large immigrant population from India. Indians believe that if they surround themselves with affluent people they too will become wealthy. This false belief forces many immigrants into foreclosure and drives down Naperville’s housing market.

I live in Naperville Illinois. My immigrant neighbor works at Metlife Insurance Company as a data entry clerk. He just bought a $508,000 house on a salary of just $30k. He stopped by yesterday to ask where my father worked and what he did for a living.

by Phaedrus3rd January 4, 2020