raying

to lay out in the sun and catch some rays; to sunbath; tanning

Renee: Wow it's a sunny day!

Ryan: Word we be straight raying.

by jackelmonkeyindahouse April 4, 2010

binary rating system

Instead of ruthlessly judging members of the opposite sex and using a tedious 1-10 (or 0-10) you boil it down to what really matters: whether or not you wanna bang. So you'd rate someone with whom you would like to have sex a one And someone with whom you would not have sex a zero.

Tony said she's a 7, but in the binary rating system, all that matters is that she's a one.

by LuckyTruman April 4, 2015

Alco-raping

Convincing someone to consume a lot of alcohol. Often used amongst friends.

Ex 1: "I don't feel like being alco-raped tonight."
Ex 2: "Dude, let's alco-rape that chick back there."
Ex 3: "Alco-raping is a great technique to get to know someone better."

by eu-oel July 29, 2016

Malta Racing Moment

When one wants to cover up a spelling mistake by indicating that his finger slipped

Nathan: "Oops silly me that was a Malta Racing Moment"

by Dronzi May 21, 2021

raging cunt

Someone who is exceptionally bitchy or rude.

"Blair slammed the door in my face."
"What a raging cunt."

by McCasland May 18, 2005

ratings trap

Something that's guaranteed to get good ratings, no matter how bad it is.

Bob: Hey, did you catch the new Family Guy last night?
Jim: You shittin' me? Just another shameless ratings trap.

by Dr. Manny January 6, 2015

Raging Tit Muffins

"Raging Tit Muffins!" is an expletive which can be considered to be synonymous to "Fucking Hell!" and "Oh, Sugar!" and in terms of offensiveness, perfectly bisecting these two expressions, similar to "Oh, bugger!".

Tit muffin is an American English name for a type of quick bread that is baked in small portions shaped like breasts, although they usually are not as sweet as breasts and generally lack frosting, much like breasts. There are many varieties and flavors of tit muffins made with a specific ingredient, the most common being a cherry on top. For example, a recipe in Swedish for "Tuttmuffins" can be found on www.tasteline.com.

There are several other variations, such as "Flaming Tit Muffins!", "Burning Tit Muffins!" and the gold standard amongst tit muffin-related swearing: "Cunting Tit Muffins!".

John has just got ready for a big date with Susan, who has just rung the doorbell. At that very moment, John's pen bursts, spilling so much black ink onto his lap that it looks like a diseased octopus has sicked up on his crotch.

"Raging Tit Muffins!" yelled John.

"John, are you okay?" called Susan, from the other side of the door, her voice filled with concern.

by Bobba99 March 11, 2012