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Randall Burger 

A cheese burger that has been burnt beyond recognition and rendered completely inedible.
I stopped up at the Oasis for a bite to eat and they served me a frickin' Randall Burger!
Randall Burger by Mark Mueller June 24, 2004

Randall Flagg

An interdimensional being that you don't want to fuck with. He's a primary villain in the Stephen King universe, created by Stephen King. He's appeared in nine novels by King so far, usually as a villain, and and sometimes just by cameo. He is a socrcerer of the Outer Dark, and he usually appears in novels as trying to bring down civilization through creating conflict and spreading violence and destruction.

He goes by many names, in the Dark Tower universe, he is known as Walter O'Dim, mainly in the Gunslinger as Roland Deschain chases him through a desert and then a mountain seeking information on the Dark Tower. Flagg is generally Roland's oldest enemy.

Randall Flagg first appears in The Stand. After a man-made plague destroys civilization, people are drawn to Flagg as he sets up his new outpost in Las Vegas. He here becomes a demonic warmongering fascist, as he crucifies and tortures disloyal betrayers. He is ultimately destroyed in our world when the Las Vegas outpost is destroyed with a nuclear weapon. However, since it has been said that Randall Flagg has caused trouble in our world under many different names, this doesn't seem to matter. In the end of the book, there is an epilogue where he finds some natives on a beach and becomes their saviour under a different name, repeating the Wheel-of-Ka cycle.

The next Stehen King novel Flagg reappears in "Eyes of the Dragon", as an evil wizard causing havoc on a medieval city.

In the TV adaptation of 'The Stand', he is played by Jamey Sheridan.

He goes by nicknames of "Walkin' Dude", "The Dark Man" and the "Man in Black" and "Dark Man with no Face", and Stephen King says he got the inspiration out of nowhere while in college, and also he attributed some of his inspiration for the character to Donald DeFreeze from the Patty Hearst case.
Randall Flagg by NoFadsThen June 17, 2009

Randall Cunningham'ed 

Randall Cunningham'ed- The act of placing a Randall Cunningham card on the top of any other person's drink. This means the other person has to slam there entire remaining drink or face being ridiculed as a pussy.
"I remember everything until you guys Randall Cunningham'ed me.

Randall out 

To exit a vicinity by moving to an imaginary beat with both hands extended to the sides at waist level.
See movie "Clerks", in which the eponymous character randalls both in and out.
Randall out by jseale1978 October 26, 2003

randall cunningham 

One of the most underrated QBs of all time. Played for the Philadelphia Eagles most of the time but also had stints in Minnesota, Dallas, and Baltimore before retiring.
The closest he ever came to a Super Bowl was in 1998, when he led the Vikings to a 15-1 season. The team made it to the NFC Championship but they were beat in a heartbreaking game that ended in an OT field goal to the Falcons. Randall Cunningham never played quite the same afterwards.
randall cunningham by Eric November 14, 2007

Randall'd 

The act of getting completely smashed or high and proceeding to be completely obnoxious. Signs of someone being randall'd are screaming out embarrassing facts about yourself in bars, being loud in quiet places, and thinking girls are intrested in you when they are obviously not. Typically during this state, the way to hit on girls is to initially call them a cunt and hope they are desperate with daddy issues. Consequences of being Randall'd include friends avoiding you, decrease in sex life while increase libido, and everyone thinking you're a sloppy douchebag.

Can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb.
1. I can't believe you threw up on that dog last night, you were totally randall'd.

2. Some sloppy kid just called my girlfriend a cunt, he must've been randall'd.

3. You trying to get randall'd tonight?
Randall'd by JacknBud June 5, 2011