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Peter's Road Trampoline

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"
by TheBombDigidee February 5, 2018
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Casual Peter

When you make out with a random stranger, and later find out you both go to the same University. You then proceed to act confident and casual as fuck when you see them again.
First Guy: "Dude! There's that girl you kissed last night at the party!"

Second Guy: "Chill man, I'll just pull a Casual Peter."
by RiverDocs May 30, 2016
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Pedo Peter

Used by crackhead Hunter Biden to refer to failed "president" Joe Biden
Hi, I'm Hunter Biden and my dad is pedo Peter.
by Gunner_Dad July 11, 2022
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Paternity Fraud

A form of Perjury and Fraud that is sanctioned by the State of California. Men who do not find out that "their" children are not in fact theirs within the state's statute of limitations are forced to continue to pay child support. This can take place regardless of evidence provided by the men.
A guy signs a birth certificate because his girlfriend says he's the dad. 5 Years later he finds the children have been seeing their biological father the whole time while he has been paying child support. The state forces him to continue to pay child support regardless of the results of DNA tests.

He is a Paternity Fraud Victim.
by Dryhumor September 9, 2009
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The Peter Move

Created by a homosexual named Peter Nguyen, It's when you ask a person you ALREADY KNOW, who they are. It's mostly used on social websites like facebook. Very famous in Santa Ana. The whole point is to aim for a conversation, which you hope will lead to new girlfriend.
Guy:-sees girl add him on facebook-
Guy: Hey, Do i know you ? :3
Girl: Yeah... we talked yesterday... im in your class..
Guy: Oh, i totally didnt know that :O
-becomes friends for life-
Guy thinks to self: Glad i did the Peter Move!
by Pseudonyms are Dr. Suess October 16, 2011
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Peter Maffay

A famous german singer.
Often (at least in Germany) used to strengthen a negative statement.
Mostly used in online gaming.
Me: I'm lagging like Peter again.
Other Radom Guy: Like Peter Maffay?
by fishkiller2406 June 25, 2016
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peterbug

a male's genetalia or dick
He has a very large peterbug.
by Elena Brewer March 30, 2008
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