Pitty Drink

Having a drink with someone only because they're drinking alone and you feel bad about letting them do this.

I came home and my husband was drinking. I didn't want to watch him drink alone so I had a pitty drink with him,

by claratyville December 2, 2010

Pitty Puff

Sacrificial oral gratification in public.

One may feel sorry for a lonely individual in a bar setting resulting in a pitty puff

by MelRed September 10, 2011

Pitty pump

When two people are having sexual relations and one of them is not into it but continue to do it just because.

That girl I took home last night was smokin hot but I had to give her a Pitty pump cause she smelled sour down there!

by Tko2323 December 23, 2011

pitty buck

When your coffee shop employee or any employee is so miserable you feel you need to give a dollar tip out of pitty.

I gave the trashy chick at dunkins a pitty buck.

Or

The stripper was having an off night so I threw down a pitty buck.

by JAY jay November 5, 2013

paitty

She is an amazing girlfriend and she has a great looking face she is a good hugger and I can’t wait to go to camp with her she has a sister called Reagan and another sister called Hannah and a boy called Christian really hope she can kiss her love you paiton your a great girlfriend you have a nice life and a weird boyfriend love you to infinity and beyond

Paitty can I have some soda

by Paitty February 10, 2018

sighn your pitty on the running kind

To tear the brothas up-formmaly used by pootie tang in the 2001 film "pooty tang"

yo damien its a sad damien when i sighn your pitty on the running kind

by justin October 21, 2003

pitty porn

The act of providing physical or visual sexual favors to someone who would not otherwise deserve them (for example, computer geeks, gamers, or those facing almost certain death)

"Aawwww, your 30 years old and you've never seen a woman naked? I'll pity porn you."

by YakBoy June 13, 2004