A person who can almost accurately describe in detail the characteristics of a guy's dick based on his looks or personality.
This person can tell how long it is, the thickness, how big the balls are, and if he shaves, trims, or keeps it natural. A dick psychic has a 6th sense for knowing what a guy's dick looks like.
This person can tell how long it is, the thickness, how big the balls are, and if he shaves, trims, or keeps it natural. A dick psychic has a 6th sense for knowing what a guy's dick looks like.
by dickpsycho March 11, 2019
Get the dick psychic mug.A problem that plagued many adventure games in the computer gaming market during the 80's and early 90's, wherein the way in which one had to proceed was so ridiculously complicated and obtuse, you'd have to be psychic to know it on your own.
The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.
This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.
Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.
This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.
Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
Person 1: "How's Simon the Sorcerer going dude?"
Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"
Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"
by relative-frequency, September 18, 2012
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When two girls have a fight, without actually speaking to each other, usually through expressions, speaking to a third person or glaring at each other when no one is looking.
by TZer0 November 23, 2015
Get the psychic catfight mug.unlike the blood drinkers, these are creatures who drain people of emotions and energy, not blood. They can go out in sun, but generally avoid doing so if they can. Sometimes, one may be a psychic vampire and not know it. Traits include:
Always becoming energetic around crouds.
Tendency to depression
Needing constant reassurance
being tired durring the day
being energetic at night
Always becoming energetic around crouds.
Tendency to depression
Needing constant reassurance
being tired durring the day
being energetic at night
"dude, i think you might be a psychic vampire"
"i dont" -drains friend of energy "woah... well. i never saw that coming"
"i dont" -drains friend of energy "woah... well. i never saw that coming"
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA September 7, 2004
Get the psychic vampire mug.1. A deluded person who had trouble making friends as a child, and over the years has grown to believe their own mystic crap
2. A cynical person who has realised the ease with which a deluded person can be ripped off.
see also religion
2. A cynical person who has realised the ease with which a deluded person can be ripped off.
see also religion
Your husband is happy in the afterlife and suggests you take my psychic course ($10,000) so that you may continue to speak to him
by Boz April 22, 2005
Get the psychic mug.I walked up to the "psychic", punched him in the face and said "You didn't see that coming, did you?".
by PancakeFeatures July 31, 2006
Get the psychic mug.one who uses subtle persuasion techniques and passive aggrassive behavior to manipulate other while taking the high road to self-righteous indignation.
these "psychic vampires" usually misuse the term when labeling someone a psychic vampire and are typically the real psychic vampires themselves.
these "psychic vampires" usually misuse the term when labeling someone a psychic vampire and are typically the real psychic vampires themselves.
Good Dude: "Hey, since I made coffee yesterday so it could be ready for you once you got ready, would you put a pot on while I hop in the shower?"
Real Psychic Vampire: "Fuck you, you psychic vampire, you only did something nice for me yesterday so I would be in your pocket today and could guilt me into making you coffee!"
GD: "Dude, you asked me yesterday the same way I'm asking you today, as a nice favor, but whatever man, if you're going to get bent out of shape I can just make my own when I'm out. (under breath: Paranoid Fuck.)"
RPV: "Fine, Psychic Vampire."
Real Psychic Vampire: "Fuck you, you psychic vampire, you only did something nice for me yesterday so I would be in your pocket today and could guilt me into making you coffee!"
GD: "Dude, you asked me yesterday the same way I'm asking you today, as a nice favor, but whatever man, if you're going to get bent out of shape I can just make my own when I'm out. (under breath: Paranoid Fuck.)"
RPV: "Fine, Psychic Vampire."
by anabolic a August 26, 2006
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