procure

Obtain something especially with care or effort.

Food procured for the rebels

by Lovelykaran November 23, 2015

Procure

The only universal verb found in the standard English dictionary. It can literally be used in the place of any verb.

"After the daily procurement, let's procure the procured."

by dickey6969 November 6, 2018

procedurelistic

verb.

1. used to describe someone that is that harps on the procedure or paperwork surrounding a task, not the task itself.

- "Dawn is such a procedurelistic bitch, she is the queen of requisition forms."

by Looger May 18, 2005

Procurement

A professional method to curing people.

I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.

by silentthread November 19, 2010

procedural chess

The weaponisation of an administration apparatus such that the opposing party or parties must navigate a sea of bureaucratic red tape in order to proceed with requisite business.

Dorothea has a grievance with her doctor's office, but the procedural chess of submitting a complaint has left her stunned; she may just forget about the whole endeavour.

by pseudoraphael June 1, 2020

sencillo proceder

A Latin-rock band that has a traditional Latin folklore sound with a hint of modern rock. Bands that influence them are: Mana,Jimmy Eat World, Enanitos Verdes, Thursday and more.

"Dude! Sencillo proceder rocks!!!!!"

by Dano December 14, 2004

pre-docking procedures

Foreplay before fucking.

You can't just thrust your cock in the pink and fuck without a little loving and pre-docking procedures first!

by pentozali November 23, 2010