Porky

A derogatory nickname applied to an overweight person

''oi! porky get ya ass over ere!''

by sweet jesus June 16, 2006

Porky

A asshole who goes to Giygas, and then goes to betray your happiness but you love him so much anyways

Goddammit Porky, you're such an asshole. But I still wanna help your dumb ass.

by nesudesu October 2, 2016

porkhollow

A piggy bank.

"You sure hope this guy's got a swollen porkhollow. He just landed himself in {parking} citation city."

by laevatain November 12, 2011

porkdog

an overweight girl, often one who seeks the attention of those out of her league

lots of porkdogs here, let's leave

by Ralphxsx October 16, 2008

porkmotion

The action of link sausage in a frying pan or hot dogs (brats) on a grill when they are turned or the pan is picked up and they all roll over...or roll too fast precariously close to the edge of a griddle or fire grate.

Time to turn your links, man. No problem, just watch as I gently tilt this pan to one side and porkmotion takes over.

by sjbliv July 3, 2011

Porkopotamus

A large, slutty female that’s alway DTF.

Rachel is a Porkopotamus.

I love that redneck bar. You are guaranteed to find a Porkopotamus on any given night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Porkhole Mustard

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.

That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.

by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021