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- Your collection of women you've porked much like that of an artist with thier portfolio
- Usually kept in your mind not an actual object
As you can see from my credentials in my porkfolio i am more than qualified to bang you
porkfolio by Bud Time June 24, 2006
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I dropped some coin in my Porkfolio.
porkfolio by Porkfolio January 19, 2014
A porkfolio is a compilation of previous individuals whom you have engaged in copulatory acts with. Similar to "another notch in the ole belt".
Dude #1- "See that chick over there?"

Dude #2- "Ya, I see her."

Dude #1- "I'd like to add her to my porkfolio"
porkfolio is that secret file of texts/pictures that a girl has received of mens private parts, and wishes to retain them for 'future use'.
oh. he totally sexted me a pic of his junk, it's going in my porkfolio for sure!
Porkfolio by just delicious November 23, 2010

pornfolio 

The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.
Damn dude, I got 117 porn mpegs in my pornfolio.
pornfolio by a random choch September 1, 2003
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cock portfolio 

A list of men in whom time has been invested, sexually.
Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.

Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!
cock portfolio by HOEL November 9, 2010

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure 

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure
Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure
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