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- Your collection of women you've porked much like that of an artist with thier portfolio
- Usually kept in your mind not an actual object
As you can see from my credentials in my porkfolio i am more than qualified to bang you
porkfolio by Bud Time June 24, 2006
Words you can keep
The world's smartest piggy bank.
I dropped some coin in my Porkfolio.
porkfolio by Porkfolio January 19, 2014
A porkfolio is a compilation of previous individuals whom you have engaged in copulatory acts with. Similar to "another notch in the ole belt".
Dude #1- "See that chick over there?"

Dude #2- "Ya, I see her."

Dude #1- "I'd like to add her to my porkfolio"
porkfolio is that secret file of texts/pictures that a girl has received of mens private parts, and wishes to retain them for 'future use'.
oh. he totally sexted me a pic of his junk, it's going in my porkfolio for sure!
Porkfolio by just delicious November 23, 2010

pornfolio 

The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.
Damn dude, I got 117 porn mpegs in my pornfolio.
pornfolio by a random choch September 1, 2003
Word of the Day on November 21, 2007

cock portfolio 

A list of men in whom time has been invested, sexually.
Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.

Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!
cock portfolio by HOEL November 9, 2010

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure 

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure
Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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