suburban poptart

Any person who has the personality of a pop tart living in a suburban area; colorful and good taste on the inside, flakey white body on the outside.

Liam, stop being a suburban poptart.

by pseudofedup January 25, 2015

Angry Postal Worker

When you cum on an envelope seal, let it dry, and then someone licks it.

Frank got me with the Angry Postal Worker again!

by BalsagnaFace April 29, 2021

go postal

To lash out violently and at random, often in a blind rage. Term taken from the 1990's incidents of workplace violence involving US Postal System workers.

I was so angry at work with the new workload, I was afraid I'd go postal.

by Unidyne March 11, 2005

poustache

A goatee that looks like someone shoved their chin up someones anus while they were taking a shit

shave your poustache alex

by Urgay October 24, 2003

poptart bitch

A poptart bitch is a woman with whom you sleep with that when you wake up you toss her a poptart and kick her ass out the door, not a keeper and definately not a pancake bitch

Guy 1: hey bro I met this girl last night, total pancake bitch
Guy 2: lucky all the girls I meet are just poptart bitches...

by billy jean cowdog September 24, 2012

go postal

To exact calculated revenge on co-workers or schoolmates, usually with a firearm, after being fired or expelled or just feeling extremely hard-done-by.

Software tester Michael McDermott shot and killed seven co-workers in 2000 after having his pay docked to cover back taxes.

A disgruntled former worker went postal today leaving seven dead, including two accountants he had accused of being 'Nazis' the day before.

by bee May 13, 2005

poptart

Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts

by Sam Kimport October 27, 2003