poncy

provincial pretentiousness.

After lunch we went for a walk in the countryside and she was wearing Gucci sunglasses, Armani jeans and Prada shoes. That was sooo poncy!

by Javid August 4, 2013

ponchomania

Ponchomania is a phenomona sweeping the country, the world, well infact it is sweeping the enitre universe. This involves people, only the coolest of the cool, wearing beautiful ponchos so that they can look like giant walking triangles, it is a well known fact triangles are the universes favourite shape! Ponchomania is simply a way to express this fantastical trend that makes even the greatest person look like an idiot.

Pochomania, coming soon to a town near you.

by anon December 20, 2004

punchy twat

1. The act of punching the twat of any species that has a twat.
2. A phrase that is used during the punching of a twat.
3. Supplement to Flicky Sack

I was arrested for playing punchy twat at a nursing home last week.

by Matthew Michael May 23, 2004

Poncho Sanchez

A creature of ungodly talent and unparalleled conga skills. The best way to interact with this being is to yell out his name in surprise locations.

"Poncho Sanchez!"

Bask in the glory that is Poncho

by Sgt. McBadass December 20, 2008

Ponchovangelist

Picture your neighbourhood hobo who proclaims that the apocalypse is upon us at the roadside. Now when they choose to use a annotated poncho to make their proclamations, they are referred to as ponchovangelists.

Oh did you see the crazy ponchovangelist on Queens street? I managed to avoid her but she still stared me out and growled.

by ponchovangelist December 14, 2018

Punchy Blonde

A girl that wears a “modernized” cowgirl aesthetic, has bright blue eyes, the worst spray tan you’ve ever seen, and blonde hair that’s usually curled with a cowboy hat on top.

Hey look over there!

Why?
It’s a girl with ranglers and bright blue eyes.
Oh is she a punchy blonde?

by Anonymous6942000 June 27, 2022

punchy blonde

a blonde hair blue eyed country girl, sometimes a truck slut, that dosn’t give a fuck about nothing, will do anything you bet them to, and can commonly be see wearing wranglers and ariats. they often only hang out with men and would prefer to sit shotgun rather then go shopping.

damn look at that punchy blonde, she has a nice rig

by zach284793 July 16, 2022