Porner

Someone who makes, sells or distributes porn.

I knew you was a Porner when I first laid eyes on you!
Got any free samples?

by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

Posnered

When a bowl of marijuana has a few remaining hits before being kicked. Weed connoisseurs will empty the bowl rather than continue to smoke ashy weed. Average or younger pot smokers will typically continue to smoke a bowl that is posnered until it is completely kicked.

I was really drunk and smoked it till it was kicked. I usually repack it once it's posnered.

by Wabam20 January 27, 2013

Junior Pooner

Young co-ed that your just not that sure of her age. Usually referred to by men in their 30's who are still eying high school girls.

That junior pooner is tight, but I don't want to end up some guy's boy toy.

by El Quacko June 5, 2009

jimbo ponder

The best maintenance man known. Born in 1966. Originally from Tulsa Oklahoma, he currently resides in Denton County Texas.

Jimbo Ponder fixed our A.C. this summer. (Maintenance )

by Fact Checked February 4, 2017

poonerang

A girl you can toss away, who always comes back... for sex. Often a girl who leaves town but comes back once in a while to visit.

Deb went back east to go to college; I didn't want her for a girlfriend anyway, but I'll let her be my poonerang.

by swineflew March 8, 2011

ponderances

Ponderous thoughts to be ponderously pondered. Basically, if there is an adverb, adjective, and verb of ponder, then it stands to reason that there ought to be a noun as well.

Kevin often played the guitar to keep his mind from unpleasent ponderances.

by Kevin Gerrit Roelofs April 18, 2004

Ponderosa

A meeting to discuss issues in friendship. Coined by Jackie Christie.

"Tammy and Evelyn are friends now?! I can't believe they're having a ponderosa without me!"

by Shaun-Andru July 1, 2017