Pustachio

When a man 'nuts' on a woman's pustache

I made sure I smeared it in and really painted that pustachio

by Iwantcheddar March 7, 2018

Pusstache

When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.

"Hey bro nice pusstache"

-Or-
"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."

by Ree-C April 14, 2019

Pusstache

When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.

"Hey bro nice pusstache"

-Or-
"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."

by Ree-C April 14, 2019

Pitstache

A colloquial term used in Durham, NC to describe pistachio flavored items.

I love sharing pitstache flavored desserts on the road

by WhiteChocMushrooms June 5, 2021

Prostacheeze

A prostitute who is addicted to methamphetamines

The motel is full of Prostacheeze's.

by Byrdie September 24, 2023

Pusstache

A downstairs power move where a woman goes totally smooth except for a crisp patch of hair left on the mons pubis. It’s the genital equivalent of a mustache: classy if done right, creepy if neglected, and impossible not to notice.

1. “The Brazilian is basic, the bush is retro, but the pusstache? That’s a statement piece.”

2.. “I didn’t know whether to compliment her grooming skills or ask if her crotch was auditioning for Magnum P.I.”

by vonLegs September 24, 2025