Planking

Laying and balancing horizontally on random objects in attempt to boost swag. Pictures are usually taken to capture the erect posture you hold whilst in the act of planking.

Lawrence: "Bro I was Planking on a garbage can last week"
Ragu: "Did you snag a pic?"
Lawrence: "Heck yes! I was as stiff as a black man's sausage."
Ragu: "RADICAL BRO."

by Git Law October 2, 2011

planking

extreme lying down.

>->o

this is planking

by Quebexicans October 8, 2011

Skank Planking

The act of planking on a female while having an intimate moment, it could be watching a romantic comedy or getting freaky. Results vary greatly.

Roger: Dude I went Skank Planking on Cindy last night.
Eric: Sweet, how did she react?
Roger: She bit my calf...

by iMOOSE24 August 18, 2012

planking

Lying face down, stiff as a plank, in a public place and taking a photo.

I took a photo of him planking on a bridge.

by McMarina June 9, 2011

Planking

When one lies on their stomach with their hands directly at their sides and with their head pointed downwards. This is done for fun, and the point is to come up with creative places to do it, such as on top of a chimney or over public restroom stall(s). Pictures of one planking make ideal profile pictures.

Q: That kid is just randomly lying flat like a pencil on top of that diving board while his friend is taking a picture of him, what is going on?
A: That kid on the diving board is planking.

by Myagooshki September 11, 2011

Spank Planking

The act of discretely masturbating while planking.

His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011

Planking

The absolute stupidest shit ever. Come on, who finds this entertaining? I'd rather get my face ground off with fine-grit sandpaper. Slowly.

If you were wondering what it actually is, it's just a bunch of wierdos who have nothing to do but find the most weird-ass places to lay face-down. I saw this guy planking on the top of a McDonald's sign once. Just don't plank, it's so stupid and makes you look like a loser. Don't even get me started with owling.

Person 1:*planking*
Person 2:*suicide*

by Leo Stark July 22, 2011