Spider Pittman

Trainmaster and boss does not know English well. Head foamer

There is your boss spider Pittman

by River34 October 26, 2022

A Pitman

When a vape gets cum in it.

Hey can I hit that? Yeah but it's a Pitman.

Can I hit your vape? Yeah but brush your teeth first I don't want this to turn into a Pitman.

by DickMuncher1234 January 5, 2024

Luis Pitman

A beautiful hot sexy man named luis pitman who is a big strong boy who eats all his vegetables and is now bug and strong like his dad

Luis Pitman you need to finish your vegetables before you have dessert so you become big and strong

by halal bean burger May 1, 2025

Craig Pitman

Craig pitman is a big boy who is blonde just like his son Luis, he birthed Luis not his wife. he is so cool and i want to be like him when i grow up and have a beautiful haircut just like him.

i love craig pitman he is next to lebron and jesus
amen

stop mom, im trying to watch craig pitman.

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

james kionne fields pittman

The most amazing man in the entire world. He is strong and brave. You can always count on him to be there when you need him. He'll love you for who you are and you can trust him to always be honest with you. He's one of a kind.

Allison: "James Kionne Fields Pittman, you're the best boyfriend ever!"

by Allisonmarie May 17, 2016

kimberleigh paige pittman

The most beautiful long redhead hair and grayish blue eyes that I've ever had the opportunity to look at and the best wife i could have ever asked for. Shes the type of person to be shy at first and then just explode with random bursts of bubbly energy, ill always love you and wish things could have been different between us because even though things may seem totally fucked up i know deep down in my heart that you're my soulmate and that i should have been a better husband to you. She loves miraculous and the hbo harley quinn cartoon and had every curve in exactly the right place. Shes most definitely a PAWG and everything about her not only turned me on but still has me so excited that i only jack off to the memories i have with her. If you ever meet someone as truely beautiful and fun to be around dont repeat my mistake and show her all the attention she really needs and deserves or youll regret it the same as me

Damn dude i didnt know a boner could stay hard fir this long but kimberleigh paige pittmanjasgot me raging

by OddDodd December 1, 2021