pinchywinchi

clean your bedroom or cleaned it

i pinchywinchi my bedroom.
son, pinchywinchi or else you are grounded

by kairene and zara October 8, 2022

Pilching

the act of noncing on younger children, coming from our lord an saviour Clive Pilcher

"hes talking to 13 year olds"
"woah, hes pilching on them"

by Dani_tommosavocadoes January 9, 2023

Pilch

The act of dining with others for free when one is unable or unwilling to provide suitable currency.

“Sorry guys, I’m going to have to pull a pilch at dinner tonight”

by Antiquist February 8, 2010

pilchuck

the blocks that hold wagon wheels from rolling downhill when the wagon was at rest

Hey, dude, put down the pilchucks before our covered wagon rolls away!

by old time dude June 21, 2009

Pilchard

The cute blue cat who belongs to Bob the Builder. Why she's blue, who knows - it's a cartoon.

Pilchard once took her food bowl all the way to Bob at the job site when he forgot to feed her.

by Kristo-Ham December 22, 2014

pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express

when you go out on the town and have a big night on the wild turkey and gas. you end up running into the billopotamus you had an unnexpected affair with back in the sixties. you get to chatting and find yourself back into the same position as you were back in the sixties. when you end up back at her place giving her the fist in the ass of a life time to the beat of the locomotion. all for the greater good of her severe constipation. on point of her climax you release your fist from her ass and she relieves her steaming feices all over your chest. picking up the biggest solidist piece of shit in the pile and she procedes to entertain hersellf masturbating the biggest piece of feices and finally cumming all over the fieces on your chest.

i went on a bucks party the other night and ended up having a pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express. it was horrible because she had aids and her periods along with down syndrome.

by midge101 July 27, 2010

pilching

Some asshole got my definition erased, which I think is a real stuffed-cunt thing to do.

Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.

The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads. So fuck you morons who would have my definition erased, you can all eat my bloody yeasty cunt!

- Naima Ondaatje

I pilched the wrinkly perverted bastard and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty VDs at me!

by Naima Ondaatje June 26, 2004